no offense elder but maybe our village wouldn’t be dying if you didn’t keep using up all our water for your gigantic fucking bong
I wish “repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live” existed in a different context than the horrifying result of inbreeding Spanish royalty for centuries, because, honestly, same
my cat is so cute i swear to god
she’s a sniffer so if you put your face up to hers you can just hear a little “snuf snuf snuf” sound and feel her little wet nose poking your face
the culprit